Dear you,

I have tried (and failed miserably) to tolerate your behavior and have thus concluded that an anonamous letter could be my only way of venting out all frustations without all the messy social implications. So here goes:

You're ridiculously unreasonable, utterly incapable of accomodation and the MOST disagreeable person i have EVER met. Your school of thoughts must be governed by a dictator or you would not have behaved the way you are; a tyrant incapable of housing any other schools of thought but your own. I believe all actions have a reason behind them whether they're a motive or a subconscience behavior. Though I've expended all means to comprehend your actions, I can only conclude that your behavior stems from a profound unimaginable dislike for happy people and a devilish desire to put down whoever you deem content with their life; subsequently devising all means to create discontent and illwill. Either that or you're an idiot with no comprehensible pattern of thought. I'm inclined to believe the former but who knows?

I hate to be blunt but your actions have been nothing but harmful and destructive to the emotional well-being and social welfare of the group. If inference isn't your forte I'll put it even more bluntly; GET LOST. Do not worry, your disappearance would be, I am wholly certain, a cause for celebration. Make no mistake, you will NOT be missed. Champagne bottles would be popped if you left. We hate you THAT much. You have no idea..

How can so many people have a problem with you all at once. Do you not, even for a second, question that maybe its not all 20 of their faults but quite simply just one of yours. Can't your stubborn skull fathom for a minute that perhaps, just perhaps for that .1% possiblity that the problem might just lie with you? Do you not sense the animosity which vines towords your every action and fake smiles? Are you really that dull? I'm not usually one to hate on people but you, my regrettable aqquaintance, has pushed it to its very limit and that i applaud you. I have NEVER EVER met someone with quite the likes of you. I'm amazed. Enough said, now please get lost for all our sakes. =)